I don't have a license to kill but, I can show you my learner's permit !!!

The early bird gets the worm but... the second mouse gets the cheese.

If Barbie is so popular... why do you have to buy her friends?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be... if it didn't zigzag?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be... if it didn't zigzag?

Elvis is dead... and I don't feel so good myself.

Those who are afraid to fall... will never fly.

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

For a Happy Easter Basket, remember... an egg to bunny ratio, of 4 to 1 is crucial! ...(lol)

Minds are like Parachutes... they work best when open.

A successful Cowboy is one who earns more money than his gal can spend.