Today's Top Secret message is:............................................

(spy ring recommended)

Back to work... Happy Monday everyone!

I don't go to the gym. My philosophy is: No pain. No pain. (lol)

”Life is not fair.” …I heard that on the radio today.

I’d like to share some feedback. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY everyone! =)

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

You don't, you've told her twice already. OMG!=)