MarlboroG
Карма: 25.60
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
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For a Happy Easter Basket, remember... an egg to bunny ratio, of 4 to 1 is crucial! ...(lol)
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
Вышел зайчик на крыльцо,
Почесать своё яйцо,
Сунул лапу - нет яйца,
Так и ёбнулся с крыльца!
Released rabbit on the porch,
Scratch their testicles,
He put his paw - no eggs,
And so it fell off the porch!
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Minds are like Parachutes... they work best when open.
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
Заставь дурака Богу молиться - он и лоб расшибёт!
Make a fool to pray to God - they hurt his forehead!
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A successful Cowboy is one who earns more money than his gal can spend.
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
Деньги - это зло! Когда заходишь в магазин - зла не хватает...
Money - it is evil! When you come into the store - not evil enough ...
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Today's Top Secret message is:............................................
(spy ring recommended)
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
Что написано пером - не вырубишь топором!
What is written with a pen - not cut with an ax!
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Back to work... Happy Monday everyone!
I don't go to the gym. My philosophy is: No pain. No pain. (lol)
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”Life is not fair.” …I heard that on the radio today.
JamES
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
Жизнь прожить - не поле перейти...
To live your life - do not pass a meadow ...
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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eAleksandr
14 лет назадЛюбовь зла, полюбишь и козла!
Love is evil, love and a goat!