Two Cannibals are eating a Clown, when one asks... "does this taste funny to you?"

What did the Cowboy say when he lost his Horse?

"Where's my horse?" ...hehe

What did the rat say when it saw the bat?...

"Look! An angel!"

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" always mean the exact same thing... unless you're at a funeral.

Why did the frog cross the road?

He was chained to the chicken.

Nobody gets to live life backwards. Better... to look ahead towards your future.

Did you hear about that new pirate movie?...

Its Rated ARRRRR.

“Never let your memories be greater... than your dreams.”

To create more positive results, replace “I'll Try” ...with “I Will”.

Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions -Albert Einstein

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.

“The only limits in your life... are those that you set for yourself.”