MarlboroG
Карма: 25.60
Two Cannibals are eating a Clown, when one asks... "does this taste funny to you?"
What did the Cowboy say when he lost his Horse?
"Where's my horse?" ...hehe
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
- Мария! Мария! Родила?
- Да!
- Сына?
- Нет!
- А кого?
- Maria! Maria! Bore?
- Yes!
- Son?
- No!
- And then who?
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What did the rat say when it saw the bat?...
"Look! An angel!"
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" always mean the exact same thing... unless you're at a funeral.
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Why did the frog cross the road?
He was chained to the chicken.
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
Графиня изменившимся лицом бежит пруду
Countess runs the changing face of the pond
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Nobody gets to live life backwards. Better... to look ahead towards your future.
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
From the tomb of the vagina is no one jumped, and from the vagina into the grave jumped all!
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Did you hear about that new pirate movie?...
Its Rated ARRRRR.
JamES
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“Never let your memories be greater... than your dreams.”
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To create more positive results, replace “I'll Try” ...with “I Will”.
nlnnet
14 лет назад
The glass is not half empty it is reaching towards whatever attains the best online results.
eAleksandr
14 лет назад
Ask not what Homeland done for you? Ask for what you have done for our motherland?
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Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions -Albert Einstein
eAleksandr
13 лет назадПолзут две вши по лысине. Одна другой говорит:
- А помнишь, мы тут в прятки играли...