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Tara

Two words....'BOOB JOB' lolz :D

nepravilnaya

жжжжж )))))))

relort

@Tara, like it? ))

@nepravilnaya, пчеллё? :)

Tara

''@ relort hmmm she is pretty buuut....I think I would prefer Mr Russian millionaire ''(as long as he is hot ofc) ;)

relort

@Tara, oh.

Tara

''@ relort lol you sound so disappointed ))) Although I appreciate the fine things in life, I am a girl, so the 'hot Russian Millionaire' option is way more attractive to me :D...even just "Hot Russian" will do :P hehe

relort

@Tara, oh, again =) I'm shocked. I thought you're a guy. =) *facepalm*

Tara

hahaha....all this time!!!

And now, some things will make less sense right? ;-)

А теперь, некоторые вещи будут делать меньше смысла не так ли? ;-)

relort

I'm confused. =) I'll go eat сгёщенку. %)

Tara

lol...now Im confused :D....what will you eat?

relort

Condensed milk %) I didn't know how to call it in eng =)

Tara

lol relort is this a funny Russian saying?

I love all these sayings you guys have....they're so cute :D

relort

@Tara, this's how we call it in Russia, сгущёнка =)) And this is "short form" of the "condensed milk" =)

Tara

Still cute ;-)

relort

%)

Tara

You will have to ignore me tonight. I got home from work, and for some reason I thought it would be good to have some drinks :D I was thirsty and now Im drunk :(

I havent had any alcohol for months and months....silly move :D

Im surprised I can still type :P

relort

Licked the tube from kufir bottle? ))

Tara

I found my parents spirits from bali (arrak)...spirit made of rice :D

Tastes like shit....but strong :O

Wont be doing this again in a hurry :[

Tara

whats "kufir" Mr relort? :P

relort

"kefir". I made a mistake in the word. о_о