13862427651386242765 Time For Free Gifts!
1386228064 Well they aren't wrong
1386213784 Game successfully saved. Continue?
1386199086 Some are prisoners of their own minds...
13861848081386184808 Flattery will get you nowhere
1386170107 When my girlfriend says most men don't masturbate
1386155407 My wife's response when I ask her what she did at work today.
1386139864 I'm not gay but heeyyyyyy!
1386124745 So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie
13861100451386110045 I will wear it with honor