13871629841387162984 Rambo cat
13871482861387148286 Get a job!
13871331651387133165 After thinking I'd be judged for walking into a convenience store
13871176261387117626 You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
13871029261387102926 Don't just ignore texts and disappear
13870882241387088224 Come here, I want to tell you something.
13870735251387073525 While watching a documentary about Sea Cows my friend comes out
13870579851387057985 There is a petition for teachers to stop giving athletes homework
13870432851387043285 I wonder what they are both thinking.
13870290091387029009 Seems like every English professor I've had...