Whenever my wife sings I go outside just to show the neighbors she is not being beaten.

LOVE THIS! LOL

Just because you are paranoid does not mean that someone IS out to get you...

I LOVE it!! Makes it more personal and looks better, not just added functionality. Some people are just like their desktops - BORING...

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her thr...

hahaha....nice wolf ;)